That was the Inn Keeper's response when Mary and Joseph came calling for a room in the story of Christmas, as told by the play put on by the local school last night. We went to watch our friends' kids perform, and it was quite a sight. Afterwards, we went back to theirs for mulled wine and mince pies.
As you can see, we're on the precipice of going native. But in a few hours we return to the land of the 'free'. Should be quite an experience.